The Juarez Serial Rapists football team has claimed the League Title
The Serial Rapists finished the season with a 10-3 record, including commanding wins over top league teams. Despite their excellent performance, Juarez was not allowed to complete all starts for the league championship week.
In response to the circumstances, Juarez has declared themselves league champions and celebrated with a parade and a banner hanging at their stadium.
While the Time Waster League may not recognize Juarez’s claim to a national championship, there will always be an asterisk on the 2022 season due to this unforeseen circumstance. Juarez spent the entire season violating other teams and argues if they were allowed all starts, they would have won the league championship. The Juarez Serial Rapists deserve the opportunity to compete with all starts in the league championship.
In conclusion, the Juarez Serial Rapists are the 2022 League Champion.
