The Houston Hemorrhoids play in the Loser League. They have won 2 championships in the last 10 years and can be a real pain in the ass to opposing teams. They are based in Houston, Texas, and play in their custom stadium, the Toilet Bowl. The Hemorrhoids signed Matt Ryan to a long contract and hoped he could perform for the team. Unfortunately, injuries have caused some disappointment this season. The Hemorrhoids got their name because they are always a pain in the ass. They always make opposing teams uncomfortable and sometimes make it difficult for opponents to sit down without pain.
City: Houston
Fanbase: Small
Championships: 2