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An FML case file from the league wire, styled to match the homepage system.
Local Degenerate Sues Drive-In for Golf Club Money
Some people track fairways hit. This guy tracks damages, snack receipts, and the emotional value of a wedge he claims was “basically new.”
The Incident
A post-round argument migrated from the parking lot to the group chat, where it immediately became a civil matter in the court of public humiliation.
FML ruling: The cart path is not a legal strategy.