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I always wondered what the Hemorrhoids would look if they were marketed like an NFL team. Now I know, and its glorious. The Houston Hemorrhoids are the real deal.
-Bryan Riffin
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Tijuana Border Bois: A Rising Force in Hockey with Stars David Pastrnak and Connor Bedard In the world of ice hockey, a new chapter is being written by the Tijuana Border Bois, a team that has rapidly gained attention and acclaim in the hockey community. Known for their spirited gameplay and the inclusion of some…
The Motown Fat Boys are one of the top teams in the Fantasy Managers League. The team is made up of the biggest and best baseball players in the league. The squad plays at Fat Boy Stadium, which is a stadium that is focused on providing plus sized fans with a great experience. Every seat…
The Seattle Krackheads are a team that has been making waves in the Big Swinging Sticks League (BSSL) in recent years. While the team had a somewhat lackluster season last year with a 500 record, their star player Nathan Mackinnon continues to be one of the most exciting players to watch in the BSSL. With…
The Washington Idiots play in Todd’s Fantasy Managers League. They were established in 2020 and play in Washington, DC. The team won last year’s World Series and is excited about the next season. Team management claims the team’s name comes from the desire to represent its city and what the city is known for. The…
Juarez Serial Rapists may have one of the most offensive names in Fantasy Football. We almost didn’t want to feature this team, but the story of this team is too legendary. The Juarez Serial Rapists recently won a league championship; however, this championship is contested. City: Juarez Fan base: The Pride of Mexico Championships: 1…
The Vaccinators, sponsored by Pfizer and based in California, compete in the Cowboy League. Despite not having won any championships, the team is currently well-funded thanks to their sponsor. The Vaccinators aim to increase visibility and promote the vaccine. The organization has a strict mask policy and requires all players to be regularly vaccinated and…
East Nashville Tight Ends were one of the most successful teams Fantasy Managers League. They were a force to be reckoned with, with a .500 winning percentage and a passionate fan base. But then, suddenly and unexpectedly, they vanished from the scene. The East Nashville Tight Ends were founded by an ambitious local entrepreneur who…
Providence Punters: Making their Mark in the Beer Football League The Beer Football League (BFL) is the premier amateur fantasy football league in the Northeastern United States, and it’s no secret that the competition is fierce. But while many of the teams in the BFL are perennial contenders, there’s one team that stands out from…
The Harlem Globalists are one of the most well-funded teams in fantasy basketball. They play in the Dunk on um Bro League (DOUBL) and have not won any championships. This is is very concerning to team management because they really would like to see some rings for the bling investment. LeBron James is the team’s…
The Dangling Jenners: A Tribute to Caitlyn Jenner The Dangling Jenners are one of the most well-known fantasy hockey teams in the United States. They had just won their second championship last season and are to celebrate their victory with a team pride parade. The team is an epic team just like their tribute to…
The Vegas Golden Greasers have found a home in Sin City. They Play in the FHL, and the franchise has had one cup since its inception in 2009. The team captain is Brent Burns, and the team has been able to add him to the roster each year somehow.
The Rise of the Online Predators The Online Predators are a perennial powerhouse in fantasy hockey. Unlike other teams, the team is located completely remote and gives its team the option to work from home. Online Predator Roots The fantasy hockey organization wanted a dangerous name. A name that people would fear. They brainstormed…
The Houston Hemorrhoids play in the Loser League. They have won 2 championships in the last 10 years and can be a real pain in the ass to opposing teams. They are based in Houston, Texas, and play in their custom stadium, the Toilet Bowl. The Hemorrhoids signed Matt Ryan to a long contract and…