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Golden Greasers hire Billy Beane

Golden Greasers hire Billy Beane The Vegas Golden Greasers have made a stunning move ahead of the FHL trade deadline, bringing in none other than Billy Beane to serve as assistant GM. Beane, who is renowned for his incredible talent as a negotiator, wasted no time in putting his stamp on the team, engineering a…

California Vaccinators

The Vaccinators, sponsored by Pfizer and based in California, compete in the Cowboy League. Despite not having won any championships, the team is currently well-funded thanks to their sponsor. The Vaccinators aim to increase visibility and promote the vaccine. The organization has a strict mask policy and requires all players to be regularly vaccinated and…

The Hamlin injury determined league championships

The 2022 Fantasy football season may forever have an asterisk. Many Fantasy General Managers across the US were consumed with frustration this season. Some just accepted the situation, while others contested the outcomes in online leagues. The game’s objective is to draft and manage a team of real-life NFL players whose on-field performance earns points…
Houston Hemorrhoids

Houston Hemorrhoids Lose

Hemorrhoids Lose in Semi-Finals The Houston Hemorrhoids are making a strong playoff push in 2022. They left their opponents itching, bleeding, and in pain. The Hemorrhoids had a strong internal group and externally punished the opponents. The team treated was finally stopped in the semi-finals with a prescription medication playbook. This was an intense blow…

Juarez has claimed Title

The Juarez Serial Rapists football team has claimed the League Title The Serial Rapists finished the season with a 10-3 record, including commanding wins over top league teams. Despite their excellent performance, Juarez was not allowed to complete all starts for the league championship week. In response to the circumstances, Juarez has declared themselves league…
Juarez Football

Juarez Serial Rapists

Juarez Serial Rapists may have one of the most offensive names in Fantasy Football. We almost didn't want to feature this team, but the story of this team is too legendary. The Juarez Serial Rapists recently won a league championship; however, this championship is contested. City: Juarez Fan base: The Pride of Mexico Championships: 1…

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East Nashville Tight Ends

East Nashville Tight Ends

East Nashville Tight Ends were one of the most successful teams Fantasy Managers League. They were a force to be reckoned with, with a .500 winning percentage and a passionate fan base. But then, suddenly and unexpectedly, they vanished from the scene. The East Nashville Tight Ends were founded by an ambitious local entrepreneur who…
Providence Punters

Providence Punters

Providence Punters: Making their Mark in the Beer Football League The Beer Football League (BFL) is the premier amateur fantasy football league in the Northeastern United States, and it's no secret that the competition is fierce. But while many of the teams in the BFL are perennial contenders, there's one team that stands out from…
HOUSTON HEMORRHOIDS

Houston hemorrhoids

The Houston Hemorrhoids play in the Loser League. They have won 2 championships in the last 10 years and can be a real pain in the ass to opposing teams. They are based in Houston, Texas, and play in their custom stadium, the Toilet Bowl. The Hemorrhoids signed Matt Ryan to a long contract and…